Thursday, December 4, 2008

That time of year

So with December upon us, Christmas is right around the corner...or so the department stores, malls, and remotely public venues have been telling us.   Sucker that I am, I hooked myself up with some Christmas tunes and have them playing more or less constantly in my apartment.  Surprising as it sounds, this will be the first Christmas I have ever spent away from my immediate family.  

No matter where I've been before, I always made it back home for the holidays (or at least travelled with family at the time), but this year I'll be spending my winter break with the next best thing: good friends :D.  I'm going to Hong Kong on December 23rd (the Emperor's birthday) with my Osakian buddy Takashi and then meeting up with, among others, Josh and Geoff, my dear Queen's housemates and eses for life.  It'll be a fun trip, but it would probably be even better with my family.  Miss you guys.

In the spirit of Christmas, I gave a 'Christmas in North America' lesson to several 1st grade classes at one of my junior high schools this Wednesday and Thursday, which was met with mixed responses.  One class had seemingly no interest in anything I was saying, and the teacher almost peed her pants when I said we eat mandarins (what's so funny about that...?) on Christmas Eve.  Other classes, however, were attentive and interested in how Santa gets into houses without chimneys, etc.  With a crowbar, obviously.  

At this same school, the staff room was almost overrun by a bunch of 'panic' 3rd years (age 14-15), as one teacher called them, who unlike the troubled teens back home that cut themselves or join gangs, unleash their inner hurt by harassing teachers and vice principals, kicking furniture, slamming doors, brandishing scissors, and ripping into people of authority with language that would make the character 'Bird' from The Wire wince.  

Last night some coworkers and I were invited to dinner at another coworker's place.  It was a beautifully modern house newly built this July, with a new puppy to boot.  Turns out my coworker's parents run a sashimi restaurant (or store?) so that was essentially the menu.  Combined with the 3-month puppy that felt like a stuffed toy, it was a very enjoyable evening.         

Saturday, November 1, 2008

Halloween

So this Halloween was pretty eventful.  On Friday night Daniel and I took the train to Kanazawa to attend a Halloween party at APRE bar.  Daniel created a costume masterpiece--a very convincing Tanuki (a woodland creature shrouded in japanese folklore and most easily recognized by its massive balls) getup that justifiably won him 1st prize in the costume contest.  I, on the other hand, went as Daniel himself.  5 minutes of prep work--やった!

On Saturday we returned to Daishoji, where I proceeded to lose Daniel's house key...!  Feeling awful, we rushed over to his landlord's place (again--everything's really close...) and her husband replaced it with two new ones free of charge.  Good thing!

That night I participated in a children's Halloween party, which was taking place at a local english "juku", or preparatory school.  The event was organized by the head teacher there, a woman who generously took Anna and I on the tour of Kaga a couple of months back.  Anyways, the halloween setup they had there was amazing!!!  They hit the nail on the head, which was made even more impressive when contrasted with the lack of anything halloween-related anywhere else.  They had massive pumpkins, elaborate outer and inner decorations, a fully equipped haunted house, and games and activities for hours.  Along with the head teacher's husband and a couple of Daniel's high school students, we manned the haunted house and did our best to scare the crap out of kids as they went through.  

I was a vampire, and managed to scare myself a couple of times passing by mirrors, but more importantly, I scared little kids!  Yay!  It was great--they'd enter this creepy corridor after making it through about three quarters of the sufficiently creepy setup, so by the time they reached my area, there nerves would be on overdrive.  The only light in the room came from a creepy flickering neon display case of severed heads, so they wouldn't notice the black bundle parked next to the wall.  Then out of nowhere, I, the scary vampire, would pop up from under my cape with an unquenched thirst for blood, which was pretty successful.  

It was fun to watch the kids' reactions.  The organizers wisely thought to send the boys through first, who were too tough to get 'really' frightened.  No screams, just really wide eyes O_O.  Then they would recognize me and yell, "Mike-sensei!" and relax a little.  The girls on the other hand, were really freaked out, jumping and screaming at everything.  The worst was when two younger girls reached my room already in tears, so after reassuringly removing my fangs, I yelled ahead to call off the ambush at the end of the course.  Just as a side note, practically all of the kids there were my students, so I think it surprised most of them to see my darker side.  Better that they figure it out sooner rather than later.  

Afterwards there was a mummy-wrapping race, then I gave a guessing quiz on halloween words, and then there were awards for funniest, scariest, cutest, and weirdest costumes.  After it was all done, and everyone had gone home, everyone who had worked to make the party a success went out to Coco's for dinner and after pizza and quesadillas I had maybe the best sundae I've ever had.  

This morning I got up 9:30-ish and biked down to Daishoji River, where a wedding procession had just arrived from the temple for the ceremony.  It was a much-anticipated traditional wedding, and looked absolutely amazing.  Must have taken hours for everyone to get as done up as they were.  I'll post some facebook pictures.  I'd heard about it from my landlord, who will have the honour of actually hosting the wedding banquet later this evening at his restaurant.    

Friday, October 24, 2008

Driving etiquette

This may come as a bit of a surprise, but in Japan, people bow to show respect, thanks, apologize or simply to be polite. In fact, when in doubt, it’s best to bow. If someone has done something nice for you, you should probably bow. If you bump into someone accidentally, it’s a good idea to bow. If you’re alone, no one else is around, and nothing whatsoever is happening, you should probably ask yourself why you’re not bowing…and then bow.

So yeah, there’s a lot of bowing in Japan. What gets me, though, is people who bow in cars. You know how when you’re driving and someone purposefully lets you into their lane, or gives you their parking space, or unnecessarily gives you right of way, it’s usually enough to smile and wave, right? Well in Japan, people bow while seated! For example, when I get dropped off after work I usually bow and wave after I’ve exited the vehicle to thank them for driving me. At least I’m standing when I do that. To my surprise, the first time I did this, the guy who drove me bowed back, looking like he had just banged his head on the steering wheel.

While that definitely looks strange enough, my concern is that this usually happens while the vehicle is still in motion. I often see drivers bowing low, and thus completely eliminating their field of vision, while taking turns, or parking, or heading through intersections, when it seems as though a simple nod or wave would both satisfy politeness requirements and also prevent a dangerous couple of seconds during which the driver is paying maybe 5% of their attention on the car and 95% on bowing appropriately.


Also, the “dangerous” junior high school was thankfully nothing like what I expected. Yeah, the kids are kinda rough, but overall they seemed really into my English lesson and I was received really well. The first graders I taught were pretty awesome and the third graders were real awesome, using whatever English they knew to try and communicate with me inbetween classes and during lunchtime. Overall a kickass school, mostly cuz it has some actual attitude. Reminds me of my middle school a bit, actually.

Sunday, October 19, 2008

The school from hell...maybe.

Ok, so this Wednesday I'm going to go to my ninth and final school. This itself wouldn't warrant any major reaction, were it not for the fairly documented instances of ALT abuse. I mean, not having been there or so much as seen anything for myself I'm not in a great position to judge, but word on the street is the kids at this unnamed junior high school have a bit of a notorious rep.

One of my predecessors here at the Board of Education apparently had it pretty rough, including vandalism to her car and physical assault. So not quite sure how it'll go, but we'll soon see just how badass these kids can be. I teach at the elementary school that feeds this junior high school, and I'd say the kids there are awesome, so maybe it was just a bad year? More to follow.

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Japanese Homecoming

Last Saturday I took a trip to Fukuoka, the land of ramen, the friendly rich, and of course, the loveable Softbank Hawks baseball team. Monday was a holiday, so I took Tuesday off as well to make it an even four days. And an excellent four days they were.

I took a 5-something AM train to Kaga Onsen station, hopped on the limited express to Osaka, and then switched to the Shinkansen. It was my first time riding the famed bullet train, but all said it wasn’t that much faster than a regular express train. The service and comfort, however, was second to none.

I arrived in Fukuoka at about noon, where I was met by my host parents from two years ago, when I spent 6 weeks studying at Kyushu University. They promptly took me to an American-style diner, with American-size portions, and I had what felt like the biggest burger of my life. The diner really did its best to remain true to the real deal. The food, the music, the drinks—even the magazines were American!

That night I met up with my friend Eiko who was at Queen’s for a year studying English and who ended up subletting my apartment in Kingston for a summer. It was kinda weird—we talked about my room and my house, and she confessed just how much cleaning she had had to do to get it looking the way it did when Josh, Geoff and I got back in the fall. She was joined by her friend, also a graduate of Queen’s U. School of English, and we all went out for ramen, oh sweet sweet ramen, at a yatai (licensed street vendor) near Canal City. Yatai stalls are some of Fukuoka’s more famous dining entities. They litter the streets throughout the summer and into fall and offer local food at good prices. I’m something of a ramen lover, so having street stall-style (say that ten times fast) Hakata ramen after a 2-something year dry spell was a real treat. I won’t lie—most of what follows is simply a description of the awesome food I ate, and I think it’s fair to say that’s what this trip was really about.

The following day my host sister Maki arrived from Tokyo and together with my other host sister, Sayuri, we went out and about in Tenjin, the major shopping/eating/hanging out/karaoke-ing/fun district. It was like old times…made me miss family life. That night we went out for yaki niku (fried meat) with the whole family, including grandma, and then out to karaoke afterwards, this time excluding dad, but…still including grandma. There’s nothing quite like belting out Ne-Yo or Backstreet Boys in front of an 85-year old who you just met.

Anyway, the next couple of days were slow and relaxing. I watched a lot of Full House, some American Idol (from 2 years ago, I discovered later…), went out to Ippudo—a very famous chain of ramen restaurants that boast perhaps the best of Hakata-men, and did a bit of shopping. I bought a winter jacket in Canal City that I better be wearing for at least the next 10 years to get my money’s worth. Ice cream, too, played a prominent role in any activities that were dessert or snack-related. I made two trips to Cold Stone ice cream, if for no other reason than to hear the all-Japanese staff sing a heavily-accented “Zipadeedoodah”. Most of the trip was about quality family time, though. I was treated to almost everything we ate/did, and my host mom took no shortcuts in making me feel at home.

On Tuesday, before leaving, my host sisters and I took a three-minute stroll down the block to a humble-looking ramen establishment that was recently rated as the second best ramen restaurant in all of Japan! As one can imagine, I was more than a little excited to try it out. To my dismay, however, it was closed when we got there! Turns out they’re closed for business every Tuesday. By some miracle, though, one of the employees snuck me and my host sisters in and whipped us up some delicious lunch in his own time and without his boss' knowledge. The guy even offered to let my sis off with no charge! This coming from a place that usually has a line around the block. Since in Japan you don’t tip, we expressed our gratitude by insisting that he let us take a photo with him instead of giving us change.

Shortly afterwards I left Fukuoka to come back to Kaga, but I’ll definitely be back as soon as I can. It’s a great place, with great people, awesome weather, and…amazing food!

Wednesday, October 1, 2008

ゴキブリの戦争

As if life wasn't exciting enough, in recent days intelligence has revealed a noticeable step up in my domestic kitchen insurgency. Enemy activity has increased on multiple fronts including the cracks in and around the sink, fridge and burners, with a significant focus on night time raids.

That's right--I got 'roaches and I got 'em bad.

I mean, like almost every household in Japan, I knew I had some cockroaches living with me, but that can't really be helped. You just live with them knowing they're a fact of life. My kitchen, incidentally, is sealed up like Fort Knox. NOTHING gets left out for my scavenging housemates, which means closing and sealing any and all foods, putting it up out of reach, sticking it in the fridge, and cleaning the counters and sink anytime any food is prepared.

That said, I still kill a couple from time to time or see them scuttle around the vicinity of my living room, so last night I went out and bought a pack of roach traps. These ones are like little houses with some bait in the middle and a super sticky floor, so when the roach enters to try and get at the bait, it gets stuck to the floor. So I set up two of them, one on the kitchen floor near the crack between my stove and sink, and one behind the burners of the stove, where I've also discovered roach tracks.

That was last night.

This morning before heading out the door I figured I might as well check to see if I had successfully caught one in a trap. To my unprecedented horror, between the two traps that I set up more than TEN roaches had been caught, ranging in size from tiny to huge. Most of them were still alive and futilely attempting to free themselves. I instantly put the traps back and left the house in disgust.

Sealing up my house any more than it already is--with the intention of preventing entry for cockroaches--is impossible. To my knowledge they enter from and possibly live behind my sink, which is attached to the wall and inaccessible to me, the only other obvious entryway being through my toilet, which is a squat toilet and can't effectively be sealed. So tonight I'm going to set up about a dozen more traps and get some poison. I initially didn't want to use a roach hotel, because if they bring poison back to their nests, they'll die there and I'll have bug corpses in my house that I can't clean up, but given the escalation in troops on their part, picking and choosing my weapons of choice is a luxury I can no longer afford.

By the time this year is over, either me or the roaches will be dead. If it's the roaches, it'll be by traps and roach motels, and if it's me, it'll be from hepatitis or dysentery or something...

The war has begun.



Also, I've enabled anonymous posting, so even if you don't have an account but would like to articulate your disgust, you can comment.

Monday, September 29, 2008

Tiny school

So today I went to my smallest school, Mitani Elementary. This school boasts a whopping 58 students spread throughout 6 grades. Yet oddly enough, the school is a fairly large, 3-story building equipped with all the amenities I’ve seen in my other, larger schools. Mitani appears to be a frightening example of Japan’s plummeting population size. While driving to school this morning my supervisor informed me that the amount of kindergarten-age kids in the area has declined so much so that the grand total of next year’s first graders will amount to only five students…in the whole grade!

Classes went well. I taught a combined 5-6th grade class as well as a super energetic 3rd and a docile 4th grade class. After lunch I went to the school gym and played with the 2nd graders, who were eager to show me their proficiency on stilts (?!?!) and unicycles (?!?!?!?). I kid you not. They don’t use balls or jump ropes for playtime recreation—they use circus equipment. Don’t get me wrong, I think it’s awesome! It just struck me as a bit unusual.

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

September wrap-up

Apologies for not posting regularly, but more than that, the lack of pictures. It takes too long to put them up, so for a visual update on what’s going on, see my facebook albums (or ask me for a link to photos).

It’s been incredibly busy the past few weeks and today is my first day back at the office since the semester began. I have now been to 7 of my 9 schools at least once, and have met several hundred kids and dozens of teachers and staff. I am generally picked up in the morning at the BOE or somewhere near my apartment by the principal, vice-principal or some other senior staff member and driven to school at times ranging from 7:40am to 11:00am (although on the days when I start later, I have to be in the office at 8:30, getting prepared or making materials for future classes).

They’ve so far all been interested in who I am, where I come from, who I had to kill to become a teacher at age 21, and how on earth it’s possible for me to stomach Japanese food. This food phenomenon often evolves into a 20 minute quiz from when I step into the car to when I enter the staff room on all the foods they can think of, with me responding, ‘’yes, I can eat that, too…’’, which is met with further gasps of surprise. I can only assume they’ve met foreigners with palates so limited that stomaching anything beyond cheeseburgers and fries would be simply impossible. Thankfully, though, I believe the staff at my schools are simply looking out for my best interests, or they would probably not proceed to ask me the same questions again come lunchtime, which is inevitably the case:

Teacher: Mike-sensei, can you eat Japanese food?
Me: Why yes, I can.
Teacher: Really??? Sugoi (amazing)! Even rice?
Me: Yep, hasn’t done me in so far.
Teacher: Sugoi! How about miso soup?
Me: Yes, even miso soup…
Teacher: Sugoi! How about *every other dish on the tray*?
Me: …

I guess that’s just part of the fun of cultural exchange. By and large we have a good time, and the teachers are friendly and receptive, quick to offer their help or extend a cup of tea when they’re not running around.


Last night my fellow foreigner friends (say that ten times fast) and I took a bus to Yamanaka, part of the greater Kaga area that is relatively close by, hoping to have a great time at a festival that was taking place there. Unfortunately, there was a massive rainstorm, which meant that the festival, which was all outdoors, was going to………....continue as planned. So after going to a traditional Yukata-wearing ceremony and dance practice (for the ladies), we ended up going outside in the misery and walking around disappointingly underpopulated vendor stalls, eventually getting some food and a beer, but eventually wrapping it up early.

Between myself and my three other English teacher friends, we cover pretty much every school in Kaga, elementary, junior high, and high school, so amusingly enough, we saw our students everywhere that night. It was pretty cool, actually. You’d see some young kids glance in your direction, go wide-eyed, and then exclaim to their friends ‘’Look, it’s Mike-sensei!!’’ And the same happened to the others, pretty much the entire time we were there, students recognizing us as we strolled up and down the booths.

After that, we went to Yamanaka Onsen, which is a famous ryokan (traditional Japanese hotel) and onsen (public bath created by hot springs for people to relax in). We were in an outdoor one, with no one else around, so with the rain and the cool night air it was perfect.

Wednesday, September 3, 2008

FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL

Today was my first day of class. Actually, that’s a bit of a stretch. I was picked up at the crack of dawn at the Board of Education by the principal of Sakumi Elementary school. Sakumi is the second biggest elementary school in the Kaga area, topped only by Yamashiro Elementary. A relatively large school, it has a massive outdoor sports area, 3 floors, and 2 large swimming pools. I’m not sure what size the student body is, but I bet it’s not small. When we arrived at school, little kids were filing into the building and the place was bustling by 8am. I actually recognized one of the 6th grade students who took me on a Kaga tour a couple of weeks earlier. After briefly introducing myself to the staff, I met the 3rd grade homeroom teachers I was supposed to teach with, and then 1st period started.

However, instead of heading off to class, I was told to wait in my seat for my escorts. As I was pondering the security implications of this ominous command, a couple of tiny little kids came into the teacher’s office, walked up to me and ordered (not asked) me to come to their class with them. I did as I was told.

The class was great! The kids were pretty young and more than a little excited to see me. Overall it was a success--I had to cut down my photo self-intro to make it go by quicker and simplify it for the 3rd graders’ comprehension abilities. I would lift up a picture (i.e. of a family member or hobby) and they would yell what they thought it was. According to these kids, both of my brothers are my dad, my sister is my girlfriend, and my parents are my grandparents. One thing they really nailed was my dog’s name, Kuri, which apparently means ‘chestnut’ in Japanese. Also, Anna was right about using your voice a lot…I met all the students in the class individually and asked them what sport they liked, plus had to yell to get people’s attention a few times during games, so my throat was getting scratchy after only about an hour.

I had a couple of free periods, so I watched some of the kids and teachers prepare for their sports festival, which is coming up, and then went to my second class, also with 3rd graders. The lesson plan was virtually identical to the previous class, except these poor buggers were told by their homeroom teacher to raise their hands before speaking, which you could tell took every effort on their part. From time to time it looked like they would burst with the need to ask what I can only believe must have been the world’s most important question. This class was a little more raucous, and I got crowded at the end of class with a flurry of questions about everything imaginable. Most kids thought I dyed my hair and told me so. Others were shocked at the colour of my eyes (one kid ended up calling me ‘aoi-mei-sensei’, which means ‘blue-eyed-teacher’). Still others asked if I was married, what my favourite kind of bug is, who I like, etc. It was fun answering those questions.

I had promised to have lunch with my morning class, so I returned there to find a bunch of students had gotten it in their heads to ask me for my autograph. Pretty sure I laughed out loud at that request, but hell, happy to oblige the loving masses! I’m just glad I bought a stamp to replace my signature, but they were crafty and got it out of me anyway. So then of course the kids with my signature and a stamp told the ones with only a stamp that I gave them my signature too, so everyone and their uncle came at me with even more pieces of paper. One cheeky little bastard got it into his head to make me sign several piece of paper, presumably to trade or sell to other classmates after I’d gone, until I caught on, laughed with surprise at his entrepreneurial spirit, and then told him to get lost. After an untold number of notebooks, arms, and scraps of paper were stamped and signed enough to pass laws, I left the class with promises of a swift return. An entourage of about 15 kids followed me down the stairs to the door, but just as I was leaving some of the groupies from my second class came running to the door begging for my autograph as well, but sadly I had to turn them down.

So my first day went really well, I think. Because these were the youngest kids I’ll be teaching, chance are it won’t be as easy to wow some of the older grades, but I’m sure it will be fine. If today taught me anything, it’s that I’m a celebrity with the under-10 crowd and that in itself makes it way easier to teach because if you can impress them, you can get their respect. Also, gotta remember to carry around a coloured pen and stamp around to quell the overeager fans.

Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Hangoro

Funniest thing that happened today:

My office co-workers, one of whom is a longtime veteran teacher, taught me how to say 'I'm going to beat you to death.' After going through it a couple of times together, one of the BOE bosses looks over and says something, which I can only imagine was along the lines of 'what kind of crap japanese are you teaching this kid?!?!' Made me laugh.

Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Week 3

It’s been an interesting week. Last Tuesday I went to Kanazawa for a two-day prefectural orientation at the Jyosei Center. It was essentially designed to give us info on life and work specific to Ishikawa. I found it on the whole a lot more helpful and pertinent than the orientation at Tokyo, plus when combined with night outings it was a pretty fun time.

Upon returning to Daishoji, Anna and I were taken on a tour of the Kaga area by a local ESS teacher and some elementary school 6th grade girls. They drove us around and brought us to various museums and temples, doing their best to provide explanations for everything in English. Even though the kids were deathly afraid of using English or even engaging us in conversation, they were good sports and seemed to enjoy themselves after a while. They go to Sakumi Elementary, a school that I’ll be visiting two or three times a month, and overall it was cool to finally meet some of my future students. They seemed a lot older than I would have expected elementary-age kids to be, and did a decent job of showing me their too-cool-for-school attitudes, but we’ll just see about that. Can’t believe I’m saying it, but I’m definitely looking forward to school!

Let’s see…on Saturday the Kanazawa JETs took the train down to Daishoji and got a taste of our neck of the woods. We showed them around a bit and then headed off to Kaga Onsen, where we met Issei. You see, our buddy Issei was throwing a huge BBQ party, so I’d inadvertently invited a bunch of foreigners (8 in total). Thus, showing up at his BBQ with what must have looked like a UN delegation was more than enough to shock the pants off of some of the Japanese guests. But after a couple of drinks and some yakitori everyone loosened up, so despite difficulties in communication, everyone to my knowledge had an awesome time.

On Sunday I went with my friends Ai-Chih and Akiko to Kanazawa and saw some of the traditional samurai housing district, just south of the city center. It was comprised of narrow, winding streets with high walls and small, old-looking residences. For lunch we went to a world famous cross-cultural restaurant that boasts some of the most popular food in the world: McDonalds. The guy serving us was all smiles and we even had a chat in English about all the places he’d been in Canada and how long I’d been studying Japanese. Could you imagine that taking place in Canada or the U.S.??? In the afternoon, we went to the Geisha district, which used to have lots of traditional entertainers, plus a gold leaf museum and various tea houses.

On Monday my supervisor took me on a driving tour of the nine schools I’ll be visiting. We entered them, and amid shocked gasps at how young I was, I had a chance to meet various staff members at my schools. It hit me by the end of the day just how many schools I’ll be going to. Nine!!!! Just learning the names of my school supervisors and relevant English-teaching faculty will be difficult—students’ names, impossible. But all in all, it was good to actually go to the schools and see where they are, that they physically exist. It makes it a bit more real…

Oh, I also got a mobile phone through the company Softbank. Calls and messages are free between members from 1am to 9pm, so it’s a pretty sweet deal (although the phone itself cost an arm and a leg). It does a whole lot of cool stuff, including TV, but I have pretty crappy reception in my area. I did manage to catch some Olympics though, pulling out of the station in Kanazawa, but sadly, nothing at home. But--I was able to call my momz from my cell phone for free!

Sunday, August 10, 2008

Kanazawa

Bright and early (10-ish) Saturday morning, Anna, Daniel, and I woke up and were driven, very gratefully, to Kanazawa City by Issei, who has a sweet ride and a wild driving style, making a drive through the country and small towns all the more exciting. We made a brief pit stop at one of Ishikawa’s two Starbucks and then headed to Kanazawa station, where we had arranged to meet with some of our other JET friends living in the city.

Despite being little more than a week, it really seemed as though we hadn’t all seen each other in months. Everyone was settled in to their surroundings and enjoying themselves. I already feel like such a hick, which was compounded by gaping ridiculously at tall buildings and feeling a touch of panic around crowds. More than anything, though, I’m resigned to the fact that getting your bearings when there’s more than one large street is pretty much impossible.

Since it takes forever to upload pics on here, I've posted them on facebook. Let me know if you need the link.

Anyway, our first stop was Kenroku-en Garden, considered to be one of Japan's top 3 gardens. It was pretty breathtaking, but unfortunately our breath was spent panting cuzza the heat. I couldn't believe how hot it was. After leaving we sort of skirted Kanazawa Castle and met up with some other people for lunch. After lunch, Issei, Daniel, Anna, Richard and I went to The 21st Century Museum of Contemporary Art, which among other things featured an exhibit by Ron Mueck, who does amazingly realistic human sculptures, but in an almost creepy way. No, I take that back. Some of the works were definitely creepy. Unfortunately we weren't allowed to take pictures, so if you get a chance look this guy up. The museum also had a pretty cool simulated pool. The edge of the pool and the pool itself were actually separated by a sheet of glass which had water on it, so it fully looked like a pool, but you'd have visitors around the pool and also 'in' the pool looking up. Definitely had some fun with that.

After that we went to Mister Donut, and then down one of Kanazawa's main roads, which happened to have a huge festival. There were a lot of people dancing, singing, selling stuff, giving out free fans (yes!) and drinking beer. I'm not completely sure, but I think the festival revolved around a newspaper (?) but I could be wrong. Exciting stuff nonetheless! We headed off to the train station, shopped a bit, and then had delicious okonomiyaki for dinner. I'm gonna try and make it at home sometime--actually seems pretty simple. After dinner, we went to a tiny bar where one of Issei's friends works and had a couple of drinks, but ended up leaving not long after calling one bartender a samurai and the other an assassin. All said, a pretty fun day.

Thursday, August 7, 2008

Life at the BOE

Today is Friday, the last day of the work week—a day eagerly anticipated by CEOs and school children alike. Here at the Kaga City Board of Education, Friday seems to have been five days in the making. The famed Japanese work ethic is punctuated surprisingly often by idle fanning, lengthy smoking breaks, listless paper shuffling, gazing out the window while not-so-secretly leaning over the air conditioning, and of course office colleagues jumping up to answer even the most mundane questions from we clueless newcomers (including a lengthy introduction to properly straining tea and the cumbersome complexities of the fax machine). Let no one tell you, however, that this is limited to the locals. If this looooong week has taught me anything, I need a firm plan if I hope to survive this many weeks of nothing.

In my Board of Education little is taking place right now. It’s the middle of summer holidays, and the workload for most people is very limited. However, due to a communal effort to maintain a functional atmosphere, the staff are continuing to put in full days, week in and week out. The same applies to me. Nevertheless, there is a noticeable distinction between my job and theirs. As an Assistant Language Teacher here in Kaga, my job description entails visiting various local elementary school and junior high schools on a daily basis, teaching kids between the ages of 6 and 15 the merits of English and multiculturalism in general. This presents a bit of a problem in the summer, when classes are out for several weeks, and I am left with little to do at the office for eight hours a day until September.

Granted, there are lots of things I could be doing, but at the end of the day, after carefully pacing my review of teaching materials (don’t want to be left with absolutely nothing to do that’s actually work-related) and studying Japanese for an hour or two, there are still a lotta hours to kill, and I’m fairly sure the rest of the staff feels the same way.

Today Anna and I had a welcome reprieve from trying to look busy when a local French ALT took us out to the local International Exchange Association for morning tea, where we met a couple of locals and shared random treats. Alexandre, the Frenchman, and his fluent French-speaking wife,Yasue, were hospitable to the point that Anna and I have volunteered to take part in a community cooking event in which we are expected to cook a dish from our respective home countries with the help of local members of the community in an effort to further cross-cultural communication. Food aside, it’s designed to make us foreigners look more approachable and also give us a chance to meet people who may currently be too frightened of us to greet us on the street. Remember, the town of Daishoji is very, very small. That said, the meal I end up preparing will probably account for a significant portion of my public identity, so I feel as though investing some thought into it wouldn’t hurt. A year from now I don’t want to be walking down the street getting “Look!! It’s Salmonella Mike! Damn him and the poison Canadians call food!!” spat at me from left and right. So if anyone can think of some simple recipes that might be fun to share, and that vaguely represent either Canada, Switzerland or New Zealand, and that aren’t just maple syrup, chocolate (however delicious) or lamb, please let me know.

Haha this just happened: the lady who works across the desk from me just offered me and the other folks around some Godiva chocolates. I gratefully received it with a “oh cool, Godiva chocolate”. I was, however, immediately corrected on my pronunciation of the word ‘Godiva’, which I had pronounced in the American way (guh-die-vuh). The correct pronunciation for this American chocolate brand name, it turns out, is ‘Godiva’ (goh-dee-ba).

The things you learn.


Anyway, tomorrow I’m going to the city of Kanazawa, north of where I am now, with Anna, Daniel and a Japanese guy from Kaga named Issei. It’s the biggest city in our prefecture, so we’re going there to do some sightseeing, maybe some shopping, but most of all to get out of the country and into a city for half a second. Then on Sunday Anna’s going to break in her new set of wheels and take us to the beach, which, if we’re to believe maps of the area, is apparently quite close to where we live. She’s the only one with experience driving on the left side of the road, hence a higher chance of survival. Speaking of which, apparently they have deadly jellyfish that start popping up around this time of year....woohoo seaside!

Monday, August 4, 2008

JAPAN...the beginning




Going into my second week here in Japan and I have to say it’s been hella busy so far!

There was a hiccup at the onset of the trip, actually, when my luggage didn’t arrive in Ottawa from Chicago, which I’d flown in from on the 25th of July. I was flying with United, so it didn’t come as a huge surprise or anything, but it wasn’t opportune. So the following morning I spent a nervous couple of hours tracking down my bags at the airport, but thankfully I got them back after threatening to show up to business seminars sporting shorts and a mickey mouse t-shirt, and managed to do a quick clothes change in the loo before checking in. I would like to add a quick bit of praise for Air Canada: one of my suitcases was overweight by a couple of kgs, but the lady who was processing fees took one look at my stress-ridden, on-the-verge-of-tears visage, and decided against her better instincts to generously wave the $100 charge. For that, I am eternally grateful. Who says all North American flights suck? Well, me…but not that day!

Anyway, after flying the 14 hours from Toronto to Tokyo, the Ottawa and Montreal JETs at last arrived in Narita Airport to the welcome greeting of several thousand yellow-clad JET staff and volunteers who made our journey to the buses and luggage depot truly idiot-proof. We weren’t allowed to bring all of our luggage with us to the hotel, so we sent our larger bags directly to our contracting organizations—in my case the Kaga City Board of Education.

An hour later, we arrived at the Keio Plaza Hotel in downtown Shinjuku—Tokyo is massive! I don’t think I’ve ever been in such an enormous, freakishly clean city, nor one with such a confusing maze of winding highways and criss-crossed streets. Besides that, I found that even the suburbs of Tokyo boasted skyscrapers, despite being over an hour away from the actual city center. I was lucky to see the sky in some spots. We ended up arriving a couple of hours later than expected, so I wasn’t sure if I’d be able to meet up with some of the friends that I had promised to see. However, by some miracle and a few urgent phone calls, an hour later I was happily enjoying dinner at an izakaya (Japanese-style restaurant/bar) with Takashi, a friend from Osaka who did an exchange at Queen’s this past year and with whom I went to Mexico; Akiko, who was at Queen’s the year before and is now a math teacher in the Tokyo area; Daisuke, a buddy from my exchange at Kyushu University who also came to visit in Kingston; Tim, a friend I know through Josh and Geoff from Vancouver who was also at Queen’s; and Maki, who was one of my host sisters in Fukuoka two years back and who’s now finishing up school in Tokyo.

The following days were packed with orientation events, which equated to us getting up at 7am and cheerfully returning to bed at god knows when. The three day orientation was littered with comedic speeches, lengthy seminars, sub-par breakfasts and lunches (although the first breakfast featured McDonalds-style French fries, undoubtedly for those Americans in the group who regularly begin their days with a greasy bang), and workshops that featured mostly common-sense knowledge. At night there were generally receptions or nights out with people from our same prefecture. On the eve of our departure to our new hometowns, the Canadian embassy hosted an event at which we Canadian JETs received lotsa fun books and materials about Canada to brag about and share with our Japanese friends and colleagues--things that the locals here will be dying to know, like how the Canadian mining industry served as the backbone of Canadian industrial development. Overall, however, we were well received and I definitely had the chance to meet a lot of cool people during orientation, including yanks (the far majority), other canucks, brits, scots, irish, kiwis, aussies, and even a few south Africans. If they spoke English, or some distant variant, they were present.

The next morning was pretty exciting. Everyone was nervous at the thought of finally heading off to their respective towns and cities and meeting their supervisors and co-workers. Anna, my buddy at the Kaga City BOE and I were somewhat comforted by the fact that we at least had each other to rely on if it did indeed come as a shock. We were joined by Daniel, an American from Arkansas who is also newly posted to the same town, bringing our soaring immigration tally to three.

After a brief flight to Komatsu Airport (which is about 25 minutes from our town by car), Anna and I were met by our supervisor and Anna’s predecessor, Amy. They took us to our new town of Daishoji, in the greater Kaga City area, where we were immediately marched into the board of education office and introduced to the staff. The senior staff all gave us their business cards with their names and positions, which we of course could neither read nor remember, but it didn’t matter, because before we knew it we were whisked away to the Mayor’s office, but he was out, so I suppose we’ll meet him at some point in the future. The rest of the work day was spent tending to administrative things, like applying for our foreign registration cards, which will allow us to set up internet and phone lines, apply for re-entry permits and health cards, etc. In the meantime, however, we can do none of these things, so work is where I catch up on the outside world.

That night we had a formal party at an izakaya, honouring both our arrival and the departure of our two predecessors, Keith and Amy. I have to say, having Keith and Amy around for the first couple of days after we arrived was incomparably helpful. I understand it’s generally quite rare to meet your predecessor, so getting the ins-and-outs of our workplace, apartments, staff, schools and whatnot was so incredibly helpful. Anyways, after a couple of nights in a local hotel, I moved into my new apartment, which is located about 3-4 minutes away from work on foot. Directly in front is a massive temple, and to the left is a snack bar and a place where mostly elderly people come to take karaoke lessons. I find this interesting considering the fact that karaoke is sort of meant to invoke an amateur connotation to begin with, so it comes as somewhat of a surprise to see people (well, hear more than see) this sort of outside practice taking place. I look forward to hearing the vocal progression of the ‘students’ next door. Slightly further around the corner lives my landlord, who seems very personable and has had no hesitations talking to me. In the other direction, approximately two minutes from my apartment, is a conveniently located grocery store, sporting everything from products I don’t recognize to full isles of yet more things I can’t read.

The apartment itself is quite large and relatively traditional. Save for a small strip of kitchen linoleum and the bathroom tiles, the floor is virtually entirely composed of tatami mats. I have a main living room area, a ‘study’, as well as a bedroom. All said, it’s large enough to house a couple or small family and I think a combination of good luck and relatively rural placement account for this. While the size is great, it’s nothing like back home. Central heating and air conditioning is completely nonexistent in my area and I think in most places in Japan. Instead, one room will have a local air conditioning unit that works by remote control and puffs out cool air. The key to not passing out from heat exhaustion in this brutal western Japanese summer is to stay holed up in this one room as much as possible, with the machine blasting its heavenly breath and several fans pointed straight at you. The reality, though, is that with the exception of this room, the majority of the apartment ends up being hotter inside than out, which means you’re gonna sweat. As a result, at night I move my futon out into the living room and sleep where the temperature’s more bearable. In summer, instead of smothering yourself in a duvet or some other sort of cover, people use towels in the place of blankets. Clothes while indoors are generally discouraged—at least in my case.

Apart from generally just settling in, I’ve been trying to get familiar with my environment and figure out what’s what—Slowly and not at all surely, I think I’m starting to get it. The other day I took the train to the neighbouring town of Kaga Onsen and bought myself a little ironing board and made an afternoon of ironing my shirts. Sounds fun, right? It was, in fact, surprisingly enjoyable. I guess, while initially disconcerting, it’s probably a sign that I’m acclimatizing to my environment more quickly than expected. I’ll probably pencil in cow tipping tomorrow and chewing blades of grass while playing the banjo on Thursday. For now, I’m going to take my lunch break, go home, and heat up some curry. Or maybe throw in ice cubes.

Monday, April 21, 2008

Undergrad...check!

So, today I had my last exam of the semester...oh wait, I mean ever! That's right, walking out of the 3-hour jap exam today marked the end of all undergrad-related school work :D. Chilled out the rest of the day--had a caf dinner with my JAPN 300 peeps, then went home for a bit, sold my textbooks at school (for a grand total of $36...), went and got an ISIC card made, printed out e-tickets and hostel bookings, and then hung out with Takashi and Matthew at the lake, throwing rocks and stuff over a beer. A good day :).

Tonight I'm probably going to meet up with Tim and Geoff at McDonalds, get some healthy food, and then pack up the house.

Mexico eta 1 day!

Wednesday, April 9, 2008

Next stop (sort of): Japan!

I got into JET!!! Woohoo shortlisted out of Ottawa :D.

Definitely pretty excited about it--especially with the incredibly busy stretch I'm having at the moment, this is good news.

The one down side is that it's all pretty last-minute. I have a ton of paperwork to do, passport photos to take, a physician's certificate of health, police record check and a couple of other forms to get out, all within the next couple of weeks. The big problem for me is booking a physical, which I am technically unable to do cuz there are no openings until well after the point at which the Japanese Embassy needs to receive my documents....so still trying to figure out how to get one...

Had my Japanese oral exam today which went better than expected. I had a rush study session with Freda last night (after scouring every seat in Stauffer to try and find Miso...) going over dialogues and terms we could potentially be asked to define, but today I walked in and kicked its butt.

I'm going to have a nap now, then start studying for my Latin American Politics exam--then group study tonight, then more study all day tomorrow and then night exam...and THEN, I will have to start Essay, who I've named because it's just so daunting...8000 words and the research to back it up in 4 days.

Good thing it's only worth 80% of my mark. Oh wait, never mind, I was right. Definitely time to start freaking out.

Wednesday, March 12, 2008

Pie

Pie. Does anyone else get that warm, cozy feeling when the subject of pie comes up? Well, I used to as well. But today I lost it and snapped at my most recent creation for its inability to be perfect.

So for the last month or so, my housemate Geoff and I have been in what could veritably be called a pie-baking frenzy. We bake, on average, two pies a week, most of which come out delicious. Before and during Reading Week Geoff and I baked a lot of bacon pies (credit for the recipe goes to Alicia), ensuring that we die at approximately age 30 from clogged arteries, but let no one tell you that it isn't worth it when you bite down into a slice of bacon-doughy heaven. Aside from that, we usually bake apple pie, which has always been a bit of a bugger to get off the ground. The proportions in the recipe we use are somewhat off, so it sometimes ends up super watery(probably a result of the water in the apples), which we've adapted to by adding less milk.

However, beginning this Saturday, I started baking strawberry pie. Not tart, but actually baked strawberries in what is otherwise an apple pie recipe. Granted, it's a little more difficult to get that striking strawberry flavour that we all know and love, but Saturday's pie was pretty close to perfect. Even Geoff gave it an approving nod, and he has a sugar aversion! But tonight I tried to bake another one, which double failed. If I'd been baking it solely for myself, I wouldn't have minded, but my new neighbour Ashley came over especially to try some of this new type of pie, only for me to accidentally botch it. Having changed nothing from the recipe I used this past Saturday, it somehow became watery, effectively turning it into strawberry crumble instead of pie (per Ashley's verbal save). I was disappointed, but it still came out tasting pretty good.



This pic is just too hilarious not to include:
Me cutting a successful pie:



Tuesday, March 4, 2008

Hello-ello

Hello all.



This is my first post on this blog and hopefully far from the last. Unlike a social issues or news-related blog, although it may of course touch on issues of interest, my blog will likely focus primarily on events within my own life (not at nauseum, I hope) and a chance to reflect on awesome/infuriating/crazy things that go on around me. I'm writing it so I can sort of look back later and be like "ooh, i forgot about that...it totally rocked!/sucked!", plus it gives me a chance to document things I find amusing but then inevitably forget.





So, first thing I found pretty good--> this MAD tv music video parodying Rihanna's 'Umbrella' song...not poop-in-your-pants funny, but I definitely had a respectable chuckle: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Xb3bDwE9jQ



What else...right! I have mono, which hit me right after Reading Week, and couldn't have really come at a less ideal time. What with interviews and papers coming up, being stuck at home for over a week so far with little speaking ability is a bit of a roadblock. Thank you Advil!